Not really a joke but true: Punctuation

A WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS...

An English professor wore the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on a chakboard and aske his students to puncutate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing"

All the females in the class wrote:

A women: without her, a man is nothing"

PUNCTUATION is POWERFUL

P.S. And I am terrible at it. ha!

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