Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their8-year-old son

in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him

to report on all the neighborhood activities.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

*"An ambulance just drove by!"*

*"Looks like the Andersen's have company," he called out.*

*"Matt is riding a new bike!"*

*"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"*

*"Jason is on his skate board!"*

*After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"*

*Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out,*

*"How do you know they're having sex?"*

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."*

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