Two for the price of one,,, 
Bragging done wrong
An American stood in London looking at a large building. A British boy walked by and stood beside the American.
"You know," said the American, "in the States we have that kind of building too, but they are four times higher."
"Really?" replied the boy. "How sad. That is a mental hospital."
Cautious Flyer
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
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