An Airplane about to crash

An airplane was about to crash;

there were 5 passengers on

> board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Holly Madison

> said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and

> prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to

> die."

She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

>

> The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a

> decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United

> States of America ."

So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

>

> The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of

> the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of

> our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'"

So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

>

> The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth

> passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life

> and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let

> you have the last parachute."

>

> The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham.

There's a parachute left for you.

America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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