viernes, 17 de abril de 2015

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary!


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.


SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.


YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.


TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


And MY Personal favorite! WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.







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